Eminent

 These days, anyone can string together a couple of rhymes, a couple of insults, and set it to a four-beat snare. That’s why Eminent spent her childhood in front of a mixing board, and her college career in the “Rapping Paper” a capella group/school newspaper. Now, she can take any existing song, make a better remix, lay a sick rap bridge over it, and write a strong opening defense in a copyright lawsuit.

Eminent

These days, anyone can string together a couple of rhymes, a couple of insults, and set it to a four-beat snare. That’s why Eminent spent her childhood in front of a mixing board, and her college career in the “Rapping Paper” a capella group/school newspaper. Now, she can take any existing song, make a better remix, lay a sick rap bridge over it, and write a strong opening defense in a copyright lawsuit.

Majesty

Majesty is self-absorbed, sure. But wouldn’t you be too, if you had that hair? That suit? That keytar? Her songs are big, her ego is bigger, and when everything clicks, you can’t help but feel that her self-absorption is justified.

Majesty

Majesty is self-absorbed, sure. But wouldn’t you be too, if you had that hair? That suit? That keytar? Her songs are big, her ego is bigger, and when everything clicks, you can’t help but feel that her self-absorption is justified.

XQ

It’s date night for you and your partner, and you decide to make a trip down to The Artful Baboon jazz club. You expect a funky jam you can swing to, when you hear lyrics about the Higgs boson particle and sub-atomic paradoxes. And yet, you still can swing to it.

XQ

It’s date night for you and your partner, and you decide to make a trip down to The Artful Baboon jazz club. You expect a funky jam you can swing to, when you hear lyrics about the Higgs boson particle and sub-atomic paradoxes. And yet, you still can swing to it.

Huntress

Huntress loved the field of psychology, but wanted a more practical career path. Enter the electric guitar. On her musical journey, she discovered an interesting behavioral phenomenon. When guys scream to music, it’s heavy metal. When girls scream, it’s pop rock. And when Huntress screams, people listen.

Huntress

Huntress loved the field of psychology, but wanted a more practical career path. Enter the electric guitar. On her musical journey, she discovered an interesting behavioral phenomenon. When guys scream to music, it’s heavy metal. When girls scream, it’s pop rock. And when Huntress screams, people listen.

Mark Gilday Jr

His sound is a cross between Conor Oberst and the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, if the Trans-Siberian Orchestra only played an acoustic guitar. A little bit emo and a little bit rock, Mark spends his free time wishing for the simpler world he knew in childhood, or playing Super Smash Brothers.

Mark Gilday Jr

His sound is a cross between Conor Oberst and the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, if the Trans-Siberian Orchestra only played an acoustic guitar. A little bit emo and a little bit rock, Mark spends his free time wishing for the simpler world he knew in childhood, or playing Super Smash Brothers.

Delilah’s Death

In kindergarten, Delilah decided she didn’t want to be Delilah anymore. The girl formerly known as Delilah couldn’t think of any other names, and thus decided she’d spend the rest of her life mourning the death of the name. Pallbearer’s suit and all.

Delilah’s Death

In kindergarten, Delilah decided she didn’t want to be Delilah anymore. The girl formerly known as Delilah couldn’t think of any other names, and thus decided she’d spend the rest of her life mourning the death of the name. Pallbearer’s suit and all.

Arctica

You know that cool guy at the party who never speaks, but whose personality shines so bright that he draws a crowd anyway? That’s not Arctica. Arctica’s weird, man. One song might feature some tropical house beats and a modulated whisper, the next four minutes of a clicking tongue. Fans come to his concerts, and no one knows if they’re trolling him, or he’s trolling them.

Arctica

You know that cool guy at the party who never speaks, but whose personality shines so bright that he draws a crowd anyway? That’s not Arctica. Arctica’s weird, man. One song might feature some tropical house beats and a modulated whisper, the next four minutes of a clicking tongue. Fans come to his concerts, and no one knows if they’re trolling him, or he’s trolling them.

The Elder

If you’ve heard of the band, The Elder has been on tour with them. Desired by all, owned by none, he let Taylor Swift finish, made the clarinet cool, and received royalties from Limewire. The Elder has been doing this music thing for over fifty years, and he’s just getting started.

The Elder

If you’ve heard of the band, The Elder has been on tour with them. Desired by all, owned by none, he let Taylor Swift finish, made the clarinet cool, and received royalties from Limewire. The Elder has been doing this music thing for half a century, and he’s just getting started.